lil ginger bitch :)

Dearest Avengers, Earth's Mightiest Hero's,

I have longed to become acquainted with Earth's protectors since I heard of your victory against the Chitari several years ago.

A planet we all truly underestimated proved us amongst the stars to be wrong.

In doing so, it would be my greatest honor to have your team compete in my tournament for the strongest force in the nearby galaxy.

You needn't worry about details- my personal ship will see you get here in a timely and honorable manner.

Humbly,

Commander Cuny of the 5th Ring

"We're not really going to accept...are we?"

"Thor said something was off about that side of the stars. We should at least check it out."

"Stark that's not our problem."

Gluten Free!! No beer, no bread, no nothing!

No berries either LMAO

I know alcohol in middle earth I supposed to be strong af but I genuinely think I’d be fine after a few pints

Weight lifting like my life depends on it

Warg is just a big puppy for me to pet

My degree is in classical history….they will know who Julius Caesar is whether they want to or not.

Id like to think they would assume I can sew when in reality I’d actually make everything much worse

I will cry when I see a cockroach and not sleep until I’m in a different location (not proud of this one but what can ya do)

My pasty ass will burn if we’re walking all day

I have stories for days about random situations I end up in…

“Yeah I went to another country and was asked if I was a ‘in the business,’ I laughed in his face. You do know what he was implying right????? He was asking if he could pay me to-“