Coffee Boy

“Are you ever gonna get married again?”

“You’re not gonna talk me out of moving,”

“Shut up and eat your cereal,”

“You know, Boston is freezing six months out of the year,”

“Thirty days clean and sober,”

“Thak you for being here, I know that weddings are probably not your favorite place to be,”

“Don’t make a scene,”

“Worst plus one ever,”

“I just, I want today to be perfect,”

“You look incredible,”

“Okay, that was really hot,”

“I am not in love with anybody,”

“You wanna hit me?”

“Would it make you feel better to know that I recently lost a quarter of a billion dollars,”

“You always find the silver lining in everything,”

“Love is precious, don’t waist it on someone who cannot love you back,”

“We’ll just reschedule then,”

“I don’t want to do this without you there,”

“You were a life saver today,”

“Does this mean we get to eat some cake? I’m starving,”

“Well this didn’t go according to plan,”

“I loved who you were five years ago, and I love you even more today,”

“Will you marry me?”

“Is this crazy?”

Change Pronouns as Needed

"Wow, this is nostalgic! I miss this old van."

"But what about all the monsters and villains?"

"There's just no reason go after them."

"We would gladly get rid of him for you."

"And, like, you're me!"

"Did I really wear that years ago?"

"That jacket with that skirt?"

"Like, why don't you join us for a little snack?"

"You don't wanna eat those."

"Because they were grown in radioactive soil."

"Get back, you... creepy thingy!"

"I'm sorry you got stuck in cyberspace, guys."

"That was very brave, (Name)."

a selection of uncommon words to base writing prompts on ( and expand our vocabulary while we do! ). these may be an emotion, an action, or simply a state of being. send a number between 1-50 to choose a word to theme a starter/drabble around, or send 🖉 for a random number!

equanimous. calm and in control of emotions.

ineffable. too great or extreme to be expressed in words.

indelible. impossible to erase or forget.

assiduous. hard-working, diligent.

sedulous. working hard and never giving up.

elucidate. to clarify, explain.

reticence. being quiet and not sharing thoughts easily.

indolent. unmotivated or not trying.

altruistic. caring for others without expecting anything in return.

cyclothymic. having mood swings between happy and sad.

reverie. a pleasant daydream or deep thought.

prattle. talking for a long period of time about insignificant things.

ataxia. loss of control of body movements.

prevaricate. to avoid giving a direct answer or deviate from the truth.

ethereal. heavenly, exceptionally delicate or refined.

comely. attractive, beautiful.

evanesce. to slowly disappear or fade away.

accrue. gather or receive over time.

teetotaling. choosing not to drink alcohol.

nincompoop. a foolish or silly person.

ostentation. excessive showiness.

kaffeeklatsch. a casual gathering for coffee and conversation.

cerebration. thinking deeply about something.

hygge. a cozy feeling.

numinous. the powerful, personal feeling of being overwhelmed and inspired.

enigmatic. mysterious, difficult to understand.

perfidious. disloyal, unfaithful.

hemorrhage. loss of a large amount of blood.

competency. the ability to do something well.

introspect. to examine your own thoughts or feelings.

percipient. someone who notices or understands things.

fervid. very emotional or passionate.

somnolent. sleepy, drowsy.

boor. crude person, one lacking manners or taste.

livsnjutare. one who loves life deeply and lives it to the extreme.

ataraxia. a state of serene calmness, free from emotional disturbance or worry.

gaffe. an unintentional act causing embarrassment.

renitency. resistance to control or authority.

garrulous. talking a lot, especially about things that are not important.

befog. to make someone feel confused.

necrotic. related to dead tissue in the body.

debonair. having a charming or sophisticated manner.

exiguous. very small in amount.

nexus. a link between two or more things.

nadir. the lowest point or worst moment of something.

mendacious. dishonest or untruthful in speech or conduct.

placid. calm and peaceful.

disconsolate. deeply unhappy and without hope.

lacrimation. the act of shedding tears.

as requested by a delightful nonnie! i hope these met your expectations!

“ cover me! ”

“ watch my back. ”

“ it’s a trap! ”

“ i told you to go left! ”

“ get behind me! ”

“ we need a distraction. ”

“ get down! ”

“ they have us surrounded! ”

“ i’m out of ammo! ”

“ back-up’s not coming, we’re on our own! ”

“ are you hurt?! ”

“ you call that a punch? ”

“ i said, put it down! ”

“ you go left, i’ll go right, meet you in the middle. ”

“ there’s too many of them! ”

“ we can still win this! ”

“ fall back! ”

“ i know you made a promise. but we need you now. ”

“ unleash your power! ”

“ go! i’ll cover you! ”

“ so much for a friendly welcome… ”

“ at least we’ll go down fighting. ”

“ run! ”

“ evacuate the civilians, i’ll buy you some time! ”

“ come out and face me, coward! ”

“ what have you done?! ”

“ i surrender. ”

“ come on! fight me! ”

“ i said stay down! ”

“ too weak to throw a decent punch… ”

“ how pathetic this little fight of yours was… ”

“ is that the best you got?! ”

“ i’m bringing the party to you. ”

“ you gotta go! that’s an order. ”

“ got any more tricks up your sleeve? ”

“ come on, we gotta go! ”

“ c'mon, it’s not your fault, okay? but we have to go. now! ”

“ we can’t save them! ”

“ it’s too late. ”

“ we were never gonna win this. ”

“ we won’t be able to save everyone. ”

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Send [FLICK] for your muse to flick my muse on the forehead

Send [REST] for your muse to rest their head on my muse's shoulder

Send [BLANKET] for your muse to cover mine with a blanket

Send [SPIN] for your muse to pick my muse up and spin them around

Send [FLOP] for your muse to flop onto my muse

My muse's sat down beside yours and lit up a cigarette. Send in your muse's reaction.

*or a cigar, or a pipe if that's what they usually smoke; adjust, change up and add context as needed.

[TEXT] - please just call me back.

[TEXT] - i’m sorry.

[TEXT] - so this is my number, but don’t save my name as anything sketchy.

[TEXT] - i’m making dinner tonight, you should come over.

[TEXT] - WHERE ARE YOU????

[TEXT] - you’re LATE.

[TEXT] - can we talk? 

[TEXT] - how did it go?

[TEXT] - you’re gonna laugh, but can you pick me up at the police station?

[TEXT] - thinking about you…

[TEXT] - i miss you so much.

[TEXT] - i have an idea, probably gonna get us in trouble though.

[TEXT] - i know you’re awake! pick up the phone! 

[TEXT] - so you’re just gonna ignore me forever? 

[TEXT] - i’m at taco bell you want anything? 

[TEXT] - are you awake?

[TEXT] - i have good news and bad news.

[TEXT] - how are you? 

[TEXT] - new phone, who is this? 

[TEXT] - wanna come over? 

[TEXT] - what’s wrong with you?!

[TEXT] - you only call me when you’re drunk. 

[TEXT] - me, you, a bad movie. you in? 

[TEXT] - wanna bang? [TEXT] - hang* [TEXT] - whatever

[TEXT] - i’ll seduce you with cool scientific facts.

[TEXT] - are you still alive?

[TEXT] - we are sophisticated adults ok?  [TEXT] - last week i purchased a vegetable

[TEXT] - i will not hesitate to strangle you

[TEXT] - what are you doing this weekend? 

[TEXT] - can i come over? [TEXT] - because i’m in your driveway.

"Ohh Nosferatu! Wonderful choice, honestly."

If there was one thing he loved learning and knowing about, it was classics of a wide variety of genres. Though he can't help but give a little laugh when Tweek mixes it with Dracula, even though others would likely be incensed by such a thing. The absolute audacity!

"I mean... you're sort of close? Nosferatu was an unauthorized film adaptation of Dracula, not a book itself! Lots of details were changed to try and claim there was no infringement, so calling it Dracula tends to piss people off."

He loves going off on tangents about these things, since it allowed him to showed off his studies without being called a pompous asshole (most of the time). Everyone liked the smart kid until they started speaking up unprompted and all that nonsense. But this does give him a little idea.

' O-Oh! I don't wanna go pissing people off. ' Not that he's about to just kinda go around throwing that statement at any Tom, Dick, and Harry that asked him his opinion on it. Tweek is known to blurt out the first thing he thinks more often than not... But he isn't THAT stupid to attempt to engage in a knife fight about a piece of literature.

He knew a few guys that probably would though. One very big one coming to mind in particular.

He contemplated Gregory's suggestion, his eyes going off to the side with his head tilting just slightly as he does. There's a light hum that sounds from him, hand drumming against the table gently. ' A-A report about the differences? ' He might have to pick up a copy of Dracula again, Nosferatu was just about half the size, he could probably finish both over the course of several very quiet shifts.