Apr 29
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Craig just... yelling 6 7 somewhere in the distance for no reason.
"Someone's monkey has escaped the zoo."
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@astralfist
Craig just... yelling 6 7 somewhere in the distance for no reason.
"Someone's monkey has escaped the zoo."
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I'll hear you out~
I can't fix her and I'm not even going to try.
I respect the fact that she knows what she wants and isn't afraid to get it.
YuYu Hakusho: Dark Tournament???? Dunno if you ever played that one. If not uhhhh.... Honkai Star Rail? XD
𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐄 𝐀 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄 | 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆
First impressions: Definitely assuming you mean the PS2 version and not the GBA tactics game so it's a anime fighter and it's YYH I was all-in when I saw this. Would I buy/Download I do own this game..or at least owned is the better word, It's one of those games that got lost when I moved. What I rate it 1-10: I love my YYH but even at the time I can give this game a 4/10 What I like about it: They tried a little something and I can appreciate their efforts. What I dislike about it: The controls, lack of fluidity in movement, lack of a good roster they could have added at least 4 more fighters..honestly they should have let the tekken guys handle this Personal opinion: I always hoped this game would have sparked some interest for another passionate developer to take the lead in designing one but it never happened. It's a pretty good game to play if you've had a couple to drink with the homies.
Honkai Star Rail
First impressions: A turn based Genshin? Sign me up. Would I buy/Download: I have it, still playing it til this day. What I rate it 1-10: I'd give this game a 7-10, solid experience all around though. What I like about it: The fact that they gave us soo many ways to collect jade as free players, a pretty okay gacha system (if you wanna bitch about this? Play FGO and then come speak to me), quality of life changes made constantly, an auto battle mode, pretty much easier to get into in terms of gameplay, simple mechanic, reruns occur way more frequent here. What I dislike about it: Reruns occur way more frequent here (lol sometimes you want more than 3 months to save XD), the fact that they don't just give us one big cutscene over walking 2 minutes for more story, then another 3 minutes for more story, no co-op simulated universe or at least a co-op chaos memory. Personal opinion: I understand that Genshin Impact walked so this game could run so i won't go comparing the two games. But this game is pretty solid, it's clearly not the best as it doesn't do anything out of the ordinary for me but I mean it's still pretty good to get into if you want a good enough free to play experience. It's treated me pretty well.
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TO: gay craig
「sms」 if i was a mime wd u support me?
「sms」 if u saw me out there miming
「sms」 wd u put a doller in my little mime hat?
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' Craig, I know I'm about to ask you the most blatantly obvious question... ' Always a great start, but he's tapping around on his phone. He lets out a small frustrated grunt as he huffs out a small ' where the hell is... AHA! Found it. ' He turns his phone around toward Craig. On the screen: a photo of a guinea pig. A very hairless guinea pig, save for it's snoot and little feets. Or maybe this is one of those infamous North American house hippos from the north. Who knows.
' You ever heard of a skinny pig? ' Never mind, it is, in fact, a guinea pig. ' They're guinea pigs. But, you can see here, they don't have hair... Except on the nose. Some people actually have them in sweaters and shit. ' And he pulls up photos people have taken of their little guys in said sweaters.
' I'm thinking I might get one for my apartment... Because I had been thinking about getting one, but the hair... ' You know, aside from cage cleaning and basic proper maintaining. ' I-I think I should be able to do it. You know, with Stripe and all... I might need your help though. ' Internet isn't enough, he needs someone with actual full hands on guinea pig experience, which he has some of, like he sort of hinted on. And the net will just be anything specific to this new little baby that he's gonna be bringing into his life. Possibly... And, yes, he already has a boatload of little sweaters and outfits for it. Don't worry about it.
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"Platonic" Acts of Affection @astralfist
It's always a weird thing for him to think about... The fact that even when their label is "friends", "best friends" even... They'll still do this kind of thing when there's no one around. Which, fine, it's not very awkward. Not until Tweek starts overthinking it like this. And he had been. He'd actually been overthinking a lot again. Almost too much. At the moment, Craig stepped out into Tweek's kitchen... Assumedly, to get some more of those expensive coffee beans that he liked sneaking off of Tweek.
That's when it started. He couldn't tell you what he was overthinking about, there's probably a million things that could answer that topic. It makes him bring his hands to his hair, scratching roughly at the scalp like it's going to do him any good. No, it isn't.
And it's like Craig heard the brewing storm of thoughts in his head. Or maybe it's obvious on his face. Unlike him, at least, growing up, Tweek was never known exactly as the guy great at keeping a stone face when it matters. Before he's even realized it, there's hands on his cheeks, his own eyes lifting to meet Craig's. Those really, really pretty blue and gold ones. For a moment, the thoughts sort of stop, starting back up again as he feels his face heat up, thinking about the action. And if there's more to it that just a simple... But that's not the right thing, there's no way he genuinely... Right? His cheeks burn a bit hotter and he drops his eyes to the side, pushing his face further into one of them.
' Hi... ' He says quietly and laughs a little after a moment. ' Sorry, I didn't hear you walk back in. Maybe I should get one of those desk bells for you to ring so I know you're coming. ' No, he won't actually do that, and he won't actually make Craig do that... Unless he really wanted to, then he will get one shipped the next day.
pets the... gorilla man :>
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