The Little British Bastard From The Lake

──── ʚɞ ❝ Well Clearly. With what you just said. ❞

──── ʚɞ ❝ That is so bad!!! You’ll never see the gates after that!! ❞

"The gates?" that was rather amusing to hear, especially to one with so much blood on his hands. Granted, he killed for righteous reasons-- for the downtrodden and the suffering.

"... Normally I don't like asking too much but could anyone help me draw a bath...? I am... exceedingly tired..."

Tweek can't even be mad, honestly. That was fantastic timing on Gregory's part. Once the initial "wtf" of it all wore off, he starts giggling right along with him. He kind of needed that little bit of a break honestly, his head feels like it's about to explode as it is, so that takes some of the edge off.

' Remind me to think of a come back one of these days. ' He sits back with some of the papers for said project in his hand. ' I'll take you up on that, maybe you can help a little? ' He scans over the words that are probably chicken scratch to anyone but him.

' We're supposed to do this book report thing on some classic novel in my class. Literally, we can pick anything, but it has to be between the ancient greek eras to the 2000s. I picked Nosferatu since the newer film came out a while back... But isn't this just fucking Dracula? I-I don't know what to do with this or if I should just... Start over. '

"Ohh Nosferatu! Wonderful choice, honestly."

If there was one thing he loved learning and knowing about, it was classics of a wide variety of genres. Though he can't help but give a little laugh when Tweek mixes it with Dracula, even though others would likely be incensed by such a thing. The absolute audacity!

"I mean... you're sort of close? Nosferatu was an unauthorized film adaptation of Dracula, not a book itself! Lots of details were changed to try and claim there was no infringement, so calling it Dracula tends to piss people off."

He loves going off on tangents about these things, since it allowed him to showed off his studies without being called a pompous asshole (most of the time). Everyone liked the smart kid until they started speaking up unprompted and all that nonsense. But this does give him a little idea.

50 shades of realization just dawned on Tweek, and his face is most certainly showing it. He... He sorta set himself up for that, didn't he? Oh my god, he set himself up for that! His head tilts, blank stare crossing him to replace the one of realization, and then his head falls squarely into his palms.

He had a whole rant prepared that just kind of stopped in its tracks at one statement: "I mean.... I'm staring you in the face but I don't know what the problem even is."

Amusement burns in him at the reaction his words got. Was it a bit of a smartass thing to say? Yes but at least he wasn't being mean, right? A chuckle bubbles free before he casually waves a gloved hand absently as if trying to brush aside the somewhat awkward air.

"Sorry sorry, couldn't resist... But if you need help, Tweek, I wouldn't mind offering."

Not to toot his own horn but he was an ace student and very good with his hands so projects were kind of a specialty for him. Plus, mark him down as curious anyway.

"I'm scared."

"A deal's a deal."

"What's going on?"

"I want to go home."

"I fucking hate ballet."

"Let's just kill her now."

"Our game ends here."

"You better fucking run."

"Where's the fun in that?"

"This is just a game to her."

"I didn't mean to scare you."

"What the fuck is that thing?"

"Why don't you just kill me?"

"All right. Let’s have some fun."

"Do you know who my father is?"

"I told you not to fuck with me."

"The offer still stands, [name]."

"I can smell your blood; I can taste it."

"Don't ever fuck with me. I will know."

"Oh, if you fucking say, “I told you so.”"

"It's getting awfully close to dinner time."

"What can I say? I like playing with my food."

"I'm sorry about what's gonna happen to you."

"Thank you. I've had a few centuries of experience."

"Can you promise me you're not gonna let anybody hurt me?"

Your adversary the devil . Wanders around like a roaring lion

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