Goths do it better.

I hope Barbie is so good and successful it makes every executive that’s turned everything bright and fun made for young girls into edgy boring teen dramas for the last ten years spontaneously combust into flames

pride and prejudice is a comedy because mr darcy thinks the tension comes from ust and meanwhile lizzie just genuinely hates his guts

Always in a constant state of "hmm maybe I wasn't as normal in that conversation as I thought I was"

Toothpaste. It's just frozen toothpaste.

the meaning of life is….dipping carbs into liquids ….bread into soup…biscuits into tea…that’s it

Can someone please translate this I feel like it’s important

“look: i’m a sphinx”

you’re right that was important