Whoops, It's Another Ladyblog

had a dream that a new episode of ml came out and in it Adrien called Marinette “cutie” and i was sooo excited, because FINALLY we got a canon adrinette nickname!! he calls her “cutie”!!! but that was just the english dub, so of course i went to check the french dub, too, to see what the nickname was there. in the french dub he called her “donkey face”

The tragedy of Marinette Dupain Cheng is that being ladybug is extremely bad for her precisely because she’s so good at it

Miraculous Ladybug is about what if you gave a girl with extreme anxiety the superhuman capability to actually prepare for every scenario of What Could Go Wrong

people will say here is my rewrite where the lovesquare isn’t Obsessive and Possessive and they don’t put each other on Pedestals and it’s Realistic. here’s my meta on why Gabriel never really romantically loved Emilie so I can safely ship him with Nathalie. why did Felix take out the entire world and try to make something new for Adrien? it’s just so weird to love someone so much and to put that in a story. my god why don’t we all watch paint dry and eat cornflakes and abstain from jerking off. you tuned into the obsessive over the top romance story you milquetoast walnut.

Caretaker playing with Whumpees hair and Whumpee in silent tears because it’s been so so long since someone had touched them without hurting them.

@heartfulselkie