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Maybe a bit of a warning before firebending, Itijuk?
assign prev one
vampire
siren
werewolf
unicorn
wizard
fairy
selkie
demon
jackalope
angel
ghost
elf
one of the best feelings tbh
i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while
i am kissing you on the mouth right now
you are the only person who understands me. you and the person who tagged a series of unfortunate events

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For a second my tumblr told me I needed to follow people before I could see any posts and I thought maybe I was banished.
if you see a Jabberwocky in an American National Park i cannot stress this enough you HAVE to report them to the nearest Park ranger. I know, I know, they fill human hearts with terror and whimsy in equal measure, but they are an aggressively invasive species in the Americas. Jackalopes are at risk of becoming extinct because during shedding season they have no natural defences against jaws that bite and claws that catch.
You don't have to worry about them killing it, they're actually endangered in England due to Victorian Era overhunting, so the British government's provided the National Park service with Vorpal Tranquilizer Darts so they can safely transport them to their native British Countryside where they can feast on borogroves and jubjub birds to their hearts' content.
Jabberwocks are starting to really intrude on the territory of the Snallygaster and crowd them out. Please report when you see them and help preserve our American monsters!
Biologists prefer the term “fearsome critters”, just FYI. They resemble monsters but only due to convergent evolution.
when i watched the episode i thought uncle wang was being really sweet and then i rewatched and imagined lila's voice and suddenly everything sounded condescending and evil
hey don't cry. blorbo coughing up blood
blorbo writhing in agony ok? don't cry
blorbo screaming so much their voice becomes hoarse and weak and the pain still won't stop
blorbo unable to close their eyes and avoid the visceral sight of their own body
blorbo suffering unimaginable pain and being powerless to stop it ok? ok
if you are a person who comments your reactions on every single chapter of a multi-chapter fic, please know the author FUCKING CHERISHES YOU
yes, and I tick them off in my head one by one and look forward to all their reads and takes!!!

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reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from
"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.
the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.
this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.
therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:
- being a cow
- being an almond
- being a woman
- being a coconut
- being in the omegaverse
- being an oat
(list is exemplary and not finite)
in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.
you shut your mouth.
the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal
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NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP
While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive
alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife
im going INSANE thats MY POST.
It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.
there is other things too there's zoo tycoon
when tintin and his dog snowy work together they can accomplish amazing things
So the window on my bedroom was broken during a hail storm in May.
Ok. Insurance will pay for it. Roof and some siding and gutters have to be replaced because when the sky throws rocks the size of lemons at your house it makes holes.
Great fine. But this house was bought as a owner landlord special and every tome we have done anything. It has been. Well. Let's say.
A little bit complex. The people who had the house before thought they were electricians. They were not. We had to take out a wall because they wrapped the osb in black trash bags under siding as a "moisture barrier." I don't know how much you know about termites but wet wood is so yummy you guys. So yummy. The windows they installed had finger width gaps in the frame.
So now. Now. We are in August. The window was ordered in June. First window: lost.
Second window has been ordered.
Second window will be here in Oct.
Siding measurements have vanished thrice. The gutters were stolen out of a work truck.
The house is cursed.

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Doomed siblings have me on a chokehold in a way no trope can ever achieve. Something so gut wrenchingly beautiful about two kids going through unimaginable trauma and coming out damaged forever. I always eat it up. Maybe they stay together and find solace only in each other, used and kicked out by society! Maybe they end up on opposite sides of the war! Maybe they end up betraying one another! Maybe one of them dies haunting the narrative forever! Maybe one of them destroys the world for the other! So many endless tragic possibilities!
many on here need to be learning this lesson