OHANA MEANS GANG GANG

i’m undiagnosing everyone’s everything. congratulations we are all free

Sorry to those of you who found out this way

not to kick the wasps nest harder but the notes on this post have revealed something fascinating: a surprising number of people seem to think the purpose of fiction is to trick them into believing its real—or at least HIGHLY plausible—rather than just telling an engaging story that everyone knows is fake. like the suspension of disbelief is a con pulled on rubes and the uneducated rather than a collaboration you entered when you picked up a piece of Big Fake Fiction To Entertain You

oh my FUCKING GOD. I know that we all have atrocious attention spans these days, but PLEASE watch the entire thing. The punchline had me hyperventilating.

Our producer, Ducky, shared this with us recently. It is truly the cinematic masterpiece of the century.

This blog is one several-year-long conversation with myself and you are all just along for the ride

What’s an iPod?

been on tumblr so long my text post is outdated…

World Heritage Post

reblogging this to add that I often think about the old man yaoi mangaka on bluesky who said "the phrase that finally convinced me that the English language is truly beautiful was 'this shit is so ass'"

Actually no one should be having sex. All of us are aged-up minors and the passage of time is inherently problematic

Oh god this being on my dash is like seeing my own corpse dragged through the town square

Anon confusing Jesus with Athena is fucking sending me. Like fr imagine the nativity scenes of Jesus leaping fully formed from the brow of the Virgin Mary.