Burning low

@wearepaladin

Sigh

I love robbery and fraud

did medieval knights really roll around that much

iframes were very popular back then, but sadly nowadays iframes aren’t very useful…you can’t roll into a car and take no damage, tested it…apparently you also can’t iframe roll status effect inducing spells (like depression and dysphoria) in this era. 

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The Enlightenment patch back in the 18th century pretty much killed close range builds. People tend to attribute this to the meta shifting focus to firearms, but intelligence and faith builds were just becoming way more popular regardless. Eventually iframes were removed altogether as they were considered antiquated, however the adjustment was very tumultuous as its effects were clearly visible in the high casualty rate of the American Civil War.

yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha

Don’t forget deeply, existentially sad.

Also: “sickening paranoia based on nothing”, “sudden pent up aggression you weren’t aware you had” and “guilt guilt guilt guilt guilt”

he cannot die. Unstoppable

I’m watching an online yu gi oh battle

I ordered Jimmy Johns and it took the delivery man 5 minutes and 1 second to bring me my food and he showed up with a katana and my sandwich and said “I’m so sorry, I’ve gone over my time promise, please, dispose of me, I am worthless” and handed me the katana and I was like “yo what, I don’t care dude, go back to your work it’s fine” and he was like “THEN BOSS WILL DISPOSE OF ME YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND I BROKE THE PROMISE” and then cops showed up and started shooting at him and was like “YOU’RE TOO KIND LADY, HE MUST DIE, ITS A LAW.” and then one cop started swinging the katana at his neck then I woke up

Source name. Keep forgetting to look at source names

Rapping this out loud in my empty classroom like swag.

I reblogged this so fast guys

where’s that vine of a waluigi cosplayer? someone calls ‘waluigi!’ and he turns around with a perfect ‘waaaa’. he’s holding a tennis racket

*startled wheeze*

I DONT GET THE JOKE BUT RIGHT WHEN I SAW ALL OF THEM IN THE BAGGING AREA I STARTED CRYING THIS IS GREAT

Is… is this real?

SHITPOST GAME ULTIMATE

Every time you reblog another soul is sacrificed to natter

N̶̫̭̜̟̱̺͖̆ͦ̂͆́Á̧͉̺͇̫̿ͬͩ͋̔̕T̹͍̻͊̂̓̇͢T̞̫̮̭͊̇͗́Ȩ̧̱̹͖̗͎̠͐ͬ̆̉̐̉ͩ͒͟R̸̲̲̖̫̉ͨ̈ ̨ͪ̃̋͏̻̙͙͓̜̪̙R͎̙͉̳͕͂ͨ͝E̹̭̦̯͇̻̔̈̉̄̈́̅͘͠Q̼̜̲̲̖̥̣̘ͥͬͯͨ̀U̴̞̒͒͗ͮI̡̺̻̮̣̽̐̓̀ͯ̿ͧṞ͇̣̺̈́̒͗̐ͨ̃ͥͮ̀E̸̮͚̱̗̤̠̣̎̌ͅS̤͈̩̙͍͎͙͇͒ͫ̅͋ͥ̒̋ ̶̗̺̩͍̰͖͆̀͡ͅS͚͎̤ͬA̢̨͖̝̖͇̜̠͈̩ͣ͛̆ͯͥͭ̿̔̇͞C̭̠̪̦͑͠ͅͅṞ̪̩͌͐̽̽̎ͨĪ̢͍̜̹̻̹́ͩͬ̊̎̌̚F̴̼͕̣̰̠ͪ̀͐̿̕͠I͂͟͏̶̜͖C̬̲̜̹͑͂͒͗̈́͂͂́E̯̮̤͌͒ͯ̌̊ͣͣ̀

the sign has spoken. the people must prepare the sacrifice. 

What if Mass Effect reveals the volus’ appearance as stock photos of Danny Devito photoshopped like Tali’s

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