Everything & Anything

yesterday i was talking to a Guy and i asked what time it was and he git really excited and said "time for you to get aaaaa.... SUNDIAL!!" and then started talking about sundials and sounding like a fucking commercial and i pointed out that sundials have to be in one specific spot to work and he got all nervous and asked if i've tried a sextant. what the fuck

literally all you people sound insane to me

#this whole post reminds me of the first day of geologic mapping; first class and we're all out in the woods looking at an outcrop#and the professor goes ''okay! now tell me which way north is'' to get everybody oriented with their map#and everybody starts milling around poking each other staring at blankly at the tress etc. but i'm like 'oh! i know how to solve this'#so i look at my watch and then the sun and then point (fairly accurately) north#and the professor looks at me with a bewildered expression and says ''you all have compasses''#i have never been so embarrassed to have the right answer (tags via @thoughtsformtheuniverse​)

Slender Ma'am... 💅🏿

BUT I’M OUT OF MY HEAD WHEN YOU’RE NOT AROUND (to grill)