Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

He has at least one two hour jack off training sessions each day while his GF cooks breakfast

He has a girlfriend

His girlfriend is fine with has jacking off habits as she herself isn’t too into having sex

She will happily time him

He has held the title since 2008

Thriller by Michael Jackson except you start hearing it, faintly through your open bedroom window, on a late October night while you’re trying to sleep. In your sleepy haze, you think that it’s either someone with a boombox or MJ himself has risen from the grave, but whatever it is, it’s getting closer.

Thriller by Michael Jackson except you start hearing it, faintly through your open bedroom window, on a late October night while you’re trying to sleep. In your sleepy haze, you think that it’s either someone with a boombox or MJ himself has risen from the grave, but whatever it is, it’s getting closer.