Just Some Inmates

Put four fucking hands on the wall and wait for instructions.

Turn around and get your ass in seat 3 now!

The strangest thing happened today...

I was finally given permission to buy a tablet from the commissary because of my good behavior. Having not had internet access since my sentencing hearing, I decided to Google myself and see how publicized my trial was to the general public. Unsurprisingly, I found dozens of articles. All with pictures of me cuffed up and in court. 

What I didn't expect were that those pictures were being spread around online by a group of prison enthusiasts. I guess these guys have a thing for prison. They like to look at pictures of inmates and read about their arrest and trial. I guess some of them even like to pretend to be locked up. Pretty strange...

I commit a crime, am found guilty, get sentenced 40 years in prison and something about that is attractive to these perverts?? What's wrong with them?

Ah, well. I guess I'm not in a position to complain these days. I'm an inmate now.