have fun I guess

This is the Penny Snake. Reblog and you'll find a US penny! Which is pretty useless on the whole but they're not making them anymore so they're vintage now!

Hopeful 😃

Hahahaha

I kept being like "where's that rat bastard Cortez?" Then it got to the end and I'm like "yeeeeee fuck him so hard!"

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

thinking about creatures.

Tumblr users will see some kind of animal or beast and just slam the reblog button

@creatures-in-posts

OP did you mean Zoolander?

Literally the first post I saw after I logged onto tumblr after a few hours of inactivity.

Halfway through my dash

also top of my dash

this was a bit of a ways down, actually

Top of my dash lmfao

☕️

Top of my dash (but desperately needed), thank u Uncle Iroh <3

Top of my dash

#it’s NOT inexplicable#it’s bc someone based it on the unicode 6 yellow heart#which is colorless but shaded with halftone dots#and someone interpreted that like stubble#and drew this#which is SO FUCKING FUNNY via @animusbell

Listen, we have to keep this thing circulating on the internet for at least another two decades, because I have to believe that one day that little girl will be grown enough to stumble upon it and She Will Explain

We’ve made it 5 years folks

Never thought I'd see the Marx brothers and Mario mashed together hmm

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.