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the second radish is 29 feet away

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

i almost forgot, happy condescending online man day everyone

Danny Brown be like “used to sling pee pee just to quench a bitch thirst, now the piss sparkling so I take a sip first”

skyrim is a bad game because i cant hug my friends or my husband. maybe i want to let the people in my life know i appreciate them dearly even if they just have three lines of base dialogue

and before one of you says something like “oh why dont you just play stardew valley or animal crossing or some other game where you get to be nice to people” please understand that i enjoy hunting the city guards for sport but that doesnt mean that im not full of love

The phrase “dont objectify women” literally uses “women” as the object of the sentence.

That’s a weird looking fish