#COASTERCRUSHED writing blog for mapplethorpe landis, an ghost character from abc's crazy fun park. highly selective & private. minors dni. primarily runs on queue due to work schedule. loved by billie ( 34 . est. ) this blog will contain triggering content and spoilers . 21+ preferred . minors do not interact . established november 2023.
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INFO / STATS UNDERCUT.
01. first things first, i am aware that a lot of people haven't seen crazy fun park. i highly recommend it. it'll make you laugh, it'll make you cry, it'll make you feel nostalgic. i digress because this will have a lot of horror aspects. a lot of the park kids died in really horrific ways. mapplethorpe ended up going to the abandoned park alone, climbing up a rollercoaster to take a picture with his cell phone and fell off the coaster platform, falling onto one of the stalls below. a lot of depressing topics will be mentioned considering mapplethorpe had died suddenly and he's a rather fresh ghost ( the other's being from the 80s - early 00s ) so he's learning to cope with his own death.
02. drama is not my thing. i avoid it in real life and you best believe i’m going to avoid it online, being that this is my hobby. i wont reblog callouts, but will read them. i’ll only reblog if the person is incredibly dangerous to make my followers be aware. no gross behavior with minor muses, either, thanks. don’t be transphobic, genderbend, whitewash, don’t be a racist asshole, don’t support n*zi imagery, don’t be a fucking dickhead.
03. oooooh i do love shipping! though, i do prefer a little bit of plotting beforehand. i think it’s very important to build a relationship ooc as well. i’m more comfortable to ship if we talk a little ooc.
04. i’m billie! i’ve thirty four years old and i’ve been apart of the rpc since late 2010. i’m an old lady. i’ve been around the block a few times. i work full time overnight ( twelve hour shifts ) at hospital & i have a lot of social obligations so i’m primarily mobile. most of my replies will be posted by queue due to this. my reply speed is slow and whilst i post a lot of ooc posts while at work & what not, it may sometimes take me a few days or even weeks to reply to a thread. patience is key! this is something i do whenever i want to destress and have fun.
STATS
GENERAL.
BIRTH NAME. mapplethorpe landis ALIAS(ES). mapplethorpe, mape, mapple, maggot boy, pennywise. AGE. eternally eighteen. twenty two in survival verses. DATE OF BIRTH. may 8th, 2004 MARITAL STATUS. single. verse dependent. SPECIES. the ghost with the most GENDER. cismale PREFERRED PRONOUNS. he/him ROMANTIC ORIENTATION. bisexual SEXUAL ORIENTATION. bisexual - masc. leaning OCCUPATION. was a student, planning on becoming a writer and making comics with his artist best friend chester. now? he's just dead.
PHYSICALITY.
HEIGHT. 5'7" BUILD. athletic, lean. in good shape. HAIR. blonde, curly. EYES. dark blue. SCARS. miscellaneous scars from skateboarding. he has a lot of them. a lot of scars from just doing stupid shit as well. ABNORMALITIES. other than being dead? not a whole lot. TATTOOS. a smiley face stick n poke on his left knee cap. PHYSICAL AILMENTS. after snapping his spinal chord so bad he was essentially bisected? not really. ALLERGIES. none.
HEADSPACE.
ALIGNMENT. chaotic good MYERS BRIGGS. esfp FEARS. losing chester, memories of his own death. DISORDERS. bpd, adhd, autism, dependent personality disorder OTHERS. n/a.
BACKGROUND.
PLACE OF BIRTH. asphodels heights, australia. CURRENT RESIDENCE. crazy fun park, asphodels heights, australia. RELIGION. agnostic FAMILY. felicity landis, his mother. father, rhett landis, is not in the picture. considers chester dante his family. STATUS. lower-middle class
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warm baked goods are insane. something so beautiful and almost maddening about absolutely tearing into them when they’re fresh. feeling warm all over after. I really do get vampires for real
Kenny, blessedly enough? Is not quite tired of living. The tell remains neatly tucked away in the back of his mental garage, along with a near encyclopedic recall of 70s free-the-bush porn titles & some grandma's ancient heirloom recipe for perfect creme Brule.
Complexity.
"I'm partial to rats." Smooth tones; he's consciously talking the flustered poltergeist down. "Thanks, but I just ate." Not a bat of an eyelash at the threat. It's half-assed at best, and truthfully? Mapplethorpe has not one iota of an idea about Kenny's boundless threshold for the disgusting…Again, genteel audience, twenty bucks is twenty bucks.
"Really though," Ghost pubes aside? The blonde has enough emotional intelligence to note the edges of distress underneath ghost boy's poor regulation. "You wanna tell me about it, or should I leave you to your sugar addiction?"
oh, that must be nice! mapplethorpe would give his left arm to be able to live again. ( going out halloween night wasn't enough time, in retrospect. ) like the majority of the ghosts at the park, none of the had planned on death. ( perhaps a part of mapplethorpe was always jealous of kenny. ) not only because he gets to live, but because he's died and came back every single time. ( really felt like a slap to the face to the poltergeist. ) it doesn't help that mapplethorpe is incredibly sensitive, all of it coming out as an outburst. ( feelings too big to fully grasp. )
a pout settles on pale features as he stuffs the sugar powdered stick into his mouth, sucking on it rather aggressively before a loud snap could be heard as he bites it in half. ( or should i just leave you--.. ) is the only sentence that really sticks with him, a scowl on his features. ( like he has any right to feel panicked about kenny leaving him when he was treating him like shit. )
"there is nothin' to tell. i'm dead. the rides are feeling a little repetitive. i'm feelin' cagey," he'll dip what's left of the funstik into the red colored sugar powder before sticking it into his mouth again.
It's like watching a temperamental Tamagotchi in real time. Which is to say? He's got a small slot in the schedule to loiter amongst the fitfully dead and Mapplethorpe is comically frazzled on cue. "I wasn't judging either way but I digress," Kenny steps back easily to avoid the sticky collision. "dial it back crocodile Casper. You're gonna get ants." This smells like a friendship quarrel. The girls are fighting.
if kenny would have mentioned he got frazzled on cue? all rationality would go out the window and he'd probably try to wrestle him down to the ground. "you're going to get ants," he says in a high-pitched voice, rolling his eyes. "i'll cough maggots on you. don't even play," it's an empty threat, considering he's still pretty self conscious about the coughing up maggots bit. ( it's basically ghost puberty. )
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❝ you are starting to be sounding like me, ❞ IT'S SAID JOKINGLY, softly; as alexei snuggles up closer to his boyfriend, fingers in the other blond's curls. alexei always jokes about needing to sleep more and never does. there's this odd disconnect in his head, where he's wired to want to stay awake all night but has conditioned himself do the opposite. when mapplethorpe questions if his teammates tease him, the skater lets out a snort. ❝ is more that they are teasing me for being an 'old man.' the ones i was being at the olympics with are knowing what i am, so i am very much the 'grandpa' to the younger ones now. is being very much embarrassing, if i am being truthful. they are more finding it odd that i am not dating another figure skater. ❞
mapplethorpe can't help but snort at that, rolling his eyes playfully. ( though, like the tabloids said--... the figure skater and the skateboarder were a lot more similar than they thought. ) though, alexei's refusal to rest is due to perfectionism and mapplethorpe just has far too much energy ( and a fear of missing out. on what? that's the problem! ) he can't help but snicker, wrinkling his nose. "guess that makes you a gilf. grandpa i'd like to fuck," cue a big kiss to gary's cheek before he settles his head back to the vampire's chest. "yeah, i guess dating a skateboarder is out of the norm, huh?"
Gary melts into a puddle at his feet, draped over his lap. Mapplethorpe still near daily surprises Gary with the extent of the effect he has on him. "I miss your mouth too," he says, sitting higher up on his knees to be closer to his face. "I miss lookin' at it. Miss all the shit that comes out of it.” Gary moves him to stand before he does himself, his tendency to move Mapplethorpe around a bit like a doll, and pulls him back towards his bed. "Miss how red you get," Gary says, and taps his finger at the base of Mapplethorpe’s neck, even though he usually tries not to mention it. "Miss your hands." He lifts one to press his mouth against Mapplethorpe's wrist.
Gary gets him on his back, pushes his shirt up to his neck, his hands on Mapplethorpe's waist while his mouth moves down his stomach. He's pawing at Gary's back, and he lets Mapplethorpe pull his shirt off over his head, before he leans up to kiss him. "You need me to take care of you, baby?" Gary whispers against his mouth.
a soft pout settles on his flushed features as gary seems to melt in his lap. ( though, there is always something so endearing about having the 'mean american' act so soft. ) he can't help but genuinely grin when gary mentions that he does, indeed, talk shit. ( a quality most hate but gary seems to love. ) he doesn't throw a fit whenever gary moves him around, only blinking curiously down at him whenever he's motioned to stand up. tongue clicks on the roof of his mouth, eyes rolling at the mention of his blush, which naturally spreads over his shoulders. ( his body will always betray him. ) though, all is forgotten whenever he kisses his wrist. ( fuck--.. he loves this guy, doesn't he? )
a hum leaves him as his back rests against the bed, immediately going to pull at gary's shirt. his hands wander his torso, running along his back and sliding over his chest. ( with a look that can only be considered starving. ) he'll kiss him with a groan, hips rolling upwards to find friction. "yeah--... look at what you've done to me,"
