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In an effort to maximize the return on a newly constructed property they were trying to sell, local real estate developers Wellstone & Associates on Tuesday reportedly decided that a nearby colorful bench was enough to deem the area an “arts district.” “The bench is red, yellow, green and blue, and it looks like someone, somewhere put a little bit of creativity into its design, so for our listing purposes I think we can go ahead and call this a trendy up-and-coming artist mecca,” said developer Kelsey Cross, adding that seeing a bearded man in a flannel shirt walking by was probably sufficient to tell potential buyers that this was the neighborhood where all the creative types hung out.

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