This is calm, and it's doctor.

Hotch: What if you woke up one day and Reid was buffer than you?

I personally think these two characters actually have a lot in common. Both are:

extremely intelligent

extremely kind and selfless

extremely attractive and adorable

extremely lovable characters

save people

have been dealt nothing but pain and loss

face demons in their lives

Matthew: Hey guys, I was thinking, maybe we could make Reid happy this season. Yeah?

CM Writers: Or.... you know what.... this is great you'll love this.... what if.... instead.... we get Reid kidnapped for drugs.... put him in prison where he gets attacked and threatened multiple times.... and then have his mom get kidnapped too?

Literally no one:

Not a single soul:

David Rossi:

Not a single soul:

Literally no one at all:

Strauss:

*elle gets shot and then kills a suspect*

*hotch and hailey's marriage falls apart*

*morgan gets arrested for murder*

*everyone arguing about the case*

Spencer:

Dilaudid:

*team continues being briefed*