Bud!!!

im having a boner and it's yours

*barely contained lust* he is so fucking pathetic.

when he claims you’re being annoying but the obvious hard-on in his pants is sending mixed signals

the way they whisper “I know, I know, let go” when you’re trying to tell them you’re close but you can’t get more than just a strangled gasp of their name as they thrust into you harder

my ability to be both a sweetie pie and a sick pervert will lead me to great things

Does my impending sense of doom turn you on

I’d like to complain but I’ve done too much of that and I’d also like to apologize but I’ve worn that out too so fuck.. I’ll just sit here and finger myself I guess

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