Muppets bf/gf headcanons - how they cuddle
(WARNING:will be a bit long,bad jokes (and a suggestive,but still bad one),some characters may not be here,so if you want a part 2,sure why not?)
♥︎he will grab your hand,guide you to the office,and tell the others,"Sorry guys,but me and Y/N have some paperwork to take care of in my office. You guys keep working or something."
♥︎he gets paranoid when someone knocks,interrupting your guy's time alone
♥︎he will be gentle with the affection (hugs above the waist and kisses on the cheek and forehead ofc <3)
♥︎will be all like "Ok you're going to get affection from THE star of the Muppets,no objections unless if moi is making them"
♥︎she can (and will) also be gentle when she wants to be (like if it's a quiet night or something,and she gets kind of sensual when it's just you two alone.)
♥︎will hugs you and kiss you all over and won't let you speak unless it's to compliment her
♥︎he'll wait after filming and bring you to wherever he stays at (um the dressing room technically??)
♥︎yes,he will occasionally tell you jokes to talk your ear (and patience) off,but he means well
♥︎he'll make sure you're comfortable,of course (he's a bear,not a unBEARable muppet...well,he's technically both)
♥︎"So..is this fine hug,or is it a cud-dull?"
♥︎will proooobaly be pretty confident,like "Isn't this weird of how you,Y/N,get to experience the SAFEST stunt i ever pulled off?" (yes,it'll be weird..it's Gonzo after all. and yes,they'll sometimes try to do some sort of stunt while cuddling,unless if they need to be comforted for real)
♥︎they're actually pretty gentle,but still affectionate
♥︎it's still Gonzo,so they'll sometimes try gymnastics with you,flipping you midair or just doing some weird ass stunt with a cannon (well,these are headCANNONS after all *cough,cough*)
♥︎he will bring you to the dog bed....(jk,maybe just anywhere he feels like is comfortable)
♥︎he'll probably lick your face and stuff (he's a dog after all) "Well how else do you expect a dog to kiss you? Fine,i'll give you a kiss,but don't blame me if it isn't proper. I ain't got no lips!"
♥︎he will most likely be gentle with you like he is with...well..any other dog he's been around
♥︎will hum songs (from his "Ol' brown ears is back" album) to you while gently caressing you with his hands (i mean,paws)
♥︎ok,i feel like he would be kind of impatient when clingy..(and a bit of a bRAT)
♥︎"What do ya think i brought ya to da bed fo'? Come on,it ain't like anyone's WATCHIN' us or anythin',now,come'ere,toots. And yes,i am here for da affection!"
♥︎he will also sometimes bring snacks to the bed,as he would be lazy to get up if he gets too comfortable
Pepe the shrimp king prawn
♥︎will get clingy anyways,whether he is impatient (as always) or not
♥︎"Why,my love. We will have a GREAT ASS TIME,si? Though,you already have a great ass,no matter the time,okay." (le shrimpy wheeze)
♥︎yes,Pepe WILL get all suggestive with the touching and may even make out with you,but if he's cuddling you as comfort,then Pepe will have consent,and make sure you're comfortable (wow,someone FINALLY used "Pepe" and "Consent" in the same sentence? The world must be ending)
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