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People who insist on politicizing the existence of queers when a FB page adds a rainbow to their logo for Pride Month: "Wow, why did you have to make it political?"
We didn't, hon, you did by being a weird, pathetic loser that gets bent out of shape about people who are different from you. You're the problem. You're making yourself unhappy for no reason and bringing the rest of us along for the ride, and you should eat shit and die about it.
Hope that clears things up!
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So, in a bold refusal of the "cishet men don't wash their assholes" phenomenon, my spouse went and installed a bidet on our toilet. And in defiance of class norms, that bidet is installed in a trailer. But we had to buy a poor person model that doesn't warm the water, so you get blasted in the asshole with frigid water when you use it, which if nothing else is a very effective wakeup call in the morning.
Note: for those of you fortunate enough to not live in the USA, bidets are not a norm here.
One benefit of writing an anxious narrator is that if you want to finish a scene on a faintly ominous note, nothing dramatic really needs to happen, you can just give him a moment to quietly think about stuff. I managed to make this man troubled while riding a carousel.
Is it just me or...?
Huge fan of this delightful little dork spotted by my chicken coop today.
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DRINKING GAME! Take one shot every time Setsuna says "Gundam" in Gundam 00 and two shots every time he says "I am Gundam." Just kidding, please don't do that, you will fucking die.
The average cost of a rotisserie chicken in the US is about $7.99. The average cost of a home in the US is $514,600. So if you eat 64,405.5 rotisserie chickens from the moment of birth to the moment of death over the course of a US average lifespan of 79 years (815.25 per year, 2.2 per day), yeah, maybe it's your fault you can't afford a house. I'm pretty sure someone getting one occasionally might not be able to afford a house for some other reason, like maybe low wages, a high cost of living, and predatory lending, but what do I know. I'm just someone who suspects the average young American isn't eating more than 2 rotisserie chickens every single day of their life, unlike these brilliant economic columnists who must know something I don't.
I have been rewarded for the miserable 9hr shift I just worked by arriving home to the sight of a very excellent snail. Verily, I am blessed.
I'm rewatching Mobile Suit Gundam Wing and everyone in this show is so pumped to die. I swear the person who wrote this saw into the future, turned to its Millennial child audience, and was like, "You may not get it right now, kids, but don't worry, you will!"
My illustrations the most based poem about tigers by Nael, age 6
Every time I read it I feel space inside my chest expand in very *emotion* way.
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My meat prison has really been on its bullshit lately.
WHAT IF everyone is so fucked up and awful anymore due to global insect decline, because people can't just walk outside and look at a cool bug to calm down?
"That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Slime" will be like, "Okay guys, we're going to have a meeting about an upcoming meeting, and after that meeting we'll discuss the meeting in a post-meeting-meeting." And I'm just like, "Haha yes sign me the fuck up when's the next meeting episode?"
Nobody decapitate me even if I become a powerful mage, I'd be so fucked if I had to communicate through air-writing. I have dysgraphia, no one would have any idea wtf I'm trying to say. How am I supposed to communicate clever or ominous villain shit when even I can't read what I just wrote? This man's head is smoke and he has better handwriting than me.
Imagine trying to deliver a perfect evil monologue in indecipherable chicken scratch. One time I just got stuck writing the letter 'e' on repeat and couldn't stop, it looked like a court stenographer's transcript for testimony from Flipper. I can't terrorize a magic academy with that shit.
Very weird to me that so many people - an increasing number, at that - enjoy being cruel. Have y'all even TRIED kindness and compassion? That shit's a premium experience. You yelled at a cashier and made them cry and that felt good to you? You bullied a stranger online and you enjoyed that? You hurt an animal and found it fun? Yikes. That's actually very embarrassing, fucked up, and sad of you, man, and you should really examine your own brokenness. And then try doing something decent for once, maybe you'll find out that it's more fulfilling.
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Every time I get called a dyke (and the person means it as a slur) I'm always just like aw. 🥺 You really think I could be a dyke?👉👈 That's such a compliment!
One of the hottest things I've ever seen a guy do was whoop his own father's ass for trying to beat a snapping turtle with a shovel.
