AWOOOOO !

scientists are drinking lots of soda so they can get enough energy to see what hours come after bed time

when your dog looks back at you on a walk like heh... we are really walking right now man

Youll pay for erasing her role in this story

Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never seen or read or heard.

Allow me to put this in terms you’ll understand. Your “beta kid” Dave Strider has “prototyped himself” with oncoming traffic and is now “god tiering” in a “quest bed” at the hospital

hate it when people call ada lovelace the first female programmer, when in reality she was the first programmer ever. she wrote programs for a machine before it was ever constructed

Ada Lovelace was the first programmer and Charles Babbage was the first male programmer.

the circus is empty, all of the monkeys are here

i'll admit i am addicted to music i have to take a note or two every few hours..

Wooooahdude I just found this out but you're heirloom tomatoes actually. Did you know this

I think someone just shot Charlie Kirk

can we not spread rumours before the facts have been settled please

Sorry

1st base is NOTHING. 2nd base is NOTHING. 3rd base is NOTHING. and 4th base is closing your eyes and peacefully passing away in your sleep alone

and 5th base is reincarnating as a perfect sphere floating silently through the carina nebula