idiot man, clown fucker

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

ive got a scary math joke but im 2² to say it

i love to have a hobby

my hobby is looking at two guys and saying Now whats all this then

it’s so true that the greatest weapon against nihilism and existential despair is to find joy in the mundane and never stop chasing after love

ID: a 60s button in yellow with purple texts that reads “be creative, invent a sexual perversion. End ID