that one clovis cosplayer

• Let’s say you, the reader, is about 7 years old.

• Your powers weren’t like the other kids, not how the Ares kids had caused huge amounts of damage, no flashy moments.

• No, instead you caused your classmates and teachers to fall asleep mid-lesson. At home you’d be playing with your parents or siblings before they slump over, which caused you massive panic the first few times.

• How you actually were noticed was during your sleep, managing to slip from your own dream into someone else's. Finding yourself waking in some weird cabin, where another person was already waiting.

• When he realised you were awake he introduced himself as Clovis, quickly connecting the dots of how you got here. He didn’t say anything revealing yet, whispering a goodnight as you fall asleep again.

• The next day at school something weird happened, your classmates fell asleep again during class. Finding the teacher asleep as well, but someone else stood inside the room. Briefly giving you his name as Nico before your eyes start closing, his arms quickly reach to hold you as you stumble.

• Hearing him grumbling as you drift off, leaning onto him even more trying to leech all the body heat you could off him.

***

• What seems like hours later before you wake up again, small hands still tightly gripping the jacket in front of you.

• One of Nico's arms was loosely draped across your back, making sure you stayed close. Hearing him quietly yawn as you tried to slip away, “Hey, hey, don’t do that.”

• You quickly became restless, having slept enough and not moving around causing this. He has almost no experience with kids but even less with playing with one, wandering around the camp before he found Annabeth.

• Passing you off before walking away, hearing you call out for him as Annabeth tries soothing you. He felt some guilt but in the end she was definitely better for you.

***

• The day passed and Nico found himself at the mess hall, about to start eating when he saw you and Annabeth walking in. You quickly saw him and left her for him, clambering onto the seat next to him. Annabeth looked slightly guilty but also amused, having moved your plate over.

• As you two ate you started talking, yapping about anything that came to mind and asked him a few questions. He stayed as you took longer to finish, still unable to as you started drifting off.

• He had to admit it was kinda funny seeing you try but fail to stay awake before you grabbed his jacket again. So he knew it was time for bed, it was a little later than usual anyways.

• But when he tried to pass you off your grip tightened, Nico then noticed his own eyes drooping. Fighting to stay awake as the now familiar icon floated above your head, a simple crescent moon. It was obvious but now it was confirmed.

• Nico tried fighting the sleep, only just making it to the cabin before his eyes shut. You still holding on as you both slept.

~~~

cecil: look, an ifo! an identified flying object!

lou ellen: i identify it as ✨bisexual✨

lou ellen: …forget I said that

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castor: at what age do you hit your prime

pollux: like MY prime or just generally

castor: just generally

pollux: well a woman’s prime is about 40, a man’s is like 28

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lou ellen, to kayla: if you were a cis woman, you'd be a butch lesbian

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beckendorf: you good?

lee: yeah, just a tiny migraine

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jerry: no more shipping

kayla: I WILL SHIP YOU TO TRUMP

yan: what have i walked into

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bobby: the internet feels like it stops working when you need it, then starts working again when you dont.

dakota: like me!

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clarisse: go to australia

chris: no. scary.

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*over text*

lacy: which one of your not boyfriends do you want to comfort you

mitchell: voldemort and his dramatic ahh avada kedavra

lacy: valid

lacy: here you go

lacy: *sends this: *

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lavinia: *walking down some stairs* *desperately* friends? friends?

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cecil: hello and welcome. can I see your ids?

connor: *holds out an empty palm*

cecil: is that- is that air? are you bribing me?

connor: *nods*

cecil: by all means, come on in!

alice: *steps forward and holds out $5, before putting it back in her pocket*

cecil: come in, come in, here’s your luxury package-

connor: hey, why didn’t i get that?

cecil: because YOU gave me AIR

connor: but it’s nice air! It’s sparkly! Look at the pollution!

~~~

jake, talking to his siblings about his boyfriend: michael just has normal childhood trauma

beckendorf: *thoroughly concerned*

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damien: want my blood

chiara: what’s your blood type

damien: o negative

chiara: i only take type a

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miranda: would you like a donut

sherman: i would like a knife

sherman: wait

miranda: i have a donut

sherman: nevermind

sherman: i'll get one

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clovis: drive your cereal to uber day!

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malcolm: NOOOOO AN IXL AD MY CHILDHOOD ARCH NEMESIS ~~~

billie: does anyone have a pencil i can borrow?