CloudyCakes

The Amur Leopard and Clouded Leopard (which recently celebrated its 50th cub born at the zoo!)

The Sumatran Tiger

The Red Ruffed Lemur and Ring-Tailed Lemur

The Cotton-Top Tamarin and White-Cheeked Gibbon

The Colobus Monkey and De Brazza’s Monkey

And the Mexican Spider Monkey!

If you find videos of people who live near them, it is a constant loud rumble like you're living next to a highway at rush hour. Only it continues all night without fail. A persistent rumble that keeps you from going outside. That follows you into your bedroom or your kitchen. Too loud to ignore. Always.

Bugs Bunny: I’m tellin’ you, doc, they/them pussy is different

Daffy Duck: Aw, pussy is pussy. Just watch me.

*fireworks*

It seems like a fun challenge, like the artist’s version of a drabble (in the sense of a strictly 100 word story).

*Phone rings*

THE FUCK DID YOU SAY THE PATRIARCHY WAS UP TO?

*Banana Rings*

Who is this how did you get this numb—THE PATRIARCHY IS DOING WHTA

Hello?

Patriarchy WHAT?!

AW HELL NO

“Jolly great bit of Tea”

-Phone Rings- 

“THE PATRIARCHY DOING WHAT!?!!?!?!”

“Those Bloody Wankers!!!!!!”

“It Looks Like Tea Time Is Going To Have To Wait”

“It’s A Jolly Good Thing I kept My Old Equipment….”

“All Right Old Chaps, Im On My Way!!!”

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”

“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”

“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”