I Don't Know How To Adult ;~;

Who the fuck ripped this fat vape at silent hill I’m trying to find my dead wife

I groom one of these guys every week and he’s quite possibly the love of my life. We play a game called “brush, brush, kiss” because as long as I say “brushbrushbrushbrushbrush” he’ll stand nicely, but the second he gets impatient or I need a break I say “KISS” and he explodes into a ball of joy and kisses my entire face and anywhere else he can reach. It’s the best part of my week sometimes!

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

LMFAOOOO

That death stare gave me chills

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

you need to hear this to truly experience it.