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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Jaime Lannister Appreciation Episode

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 182: Jaime Lannister Appreciation Episode PODBEAN | ITUNES | STITCHER | PATREON | GOOGLE PLAY

We love everything about Jaime Lannister, except his taste level. Welcome to the Hotel Riverrun, where “trebuchet” is just a really fun word to say. Jaime not only thinks women are (gasp!) people, he also thinks to feel sorry for the Harrenhal bear. Comma won’t stop talking about crack and we all agree that fanmixes are serious business (so please send yours in). 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 182

Play Door Podcast’s Game of Thrones bingo!

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones Season 7 Preview - 10 Fearless Predictions

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 173 - Game of Thrones Season 7 Preview - 10 Fearless Predictions PODBEAN | ITUNES | STITCHER | PATREON | GOOGLE PLAY

With season 7 almost here, we’ve got 10 fearless (or perhaps just “wrong”) predictions for the season. Will Jaime and Brienne bang? Will Hot Pie make a reappearance? Who’s going to sit on the Iron Throne? Listen in as we share our hopes, fears, and best guesses. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 7 Preview - 10 Fearless Predictions

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 173

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. Jaime and Brienne: Fanon vs. Canon

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 172 - Jaime and Brienne: Fanon vs. Canon PODBEAN | ITUNES | STITCHER | PATREON | GOOGLE PLAY

Listen in delighted horror as we bite the fandom hands that feed us. We discuss canon Jaime and the abomination that is doofus!Jaime. But it doesn’t stop there as we delve into sad Larry Lannister and evil!Jaime, who is in no way having a redemption arc. Watch out for Brienne the Brute! And, because it can’t be said enough, Brienne will never be pretty in pink, no matter how many makeovers the fandom gives her. Boom! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Jaime and Brienne: Fanon vs. Canon

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 172

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones Season 7 Update #5

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 171 - We Hate The Books Too PODBEAN | ITUNES | STITCHER | PATREON | GOOGLE PLAY

We may be book snobs, but that doesn’t mean GRRM is getting off scot free. We can only care about so many characters - sorry Martells & Greyjoys and Davos!?! GRRM tries to have it both ways with his fantasy world and the real world. Westeros sucks - we get it! We lament the bloat and continual expansion of this brutal world. GRRM keeps opening doors, maybe it’s time for him to close the door and come here - with his manuscript. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. We Hate The Books Too

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 171

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones Season 7 Update #5

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 170- Game of Thrones Season 7 Update #5 PODBEAN | ITUNES | STITCHER | PATREON | GOOGLE PLAY

Season 7 is just around the corner, so it’s time to sharpen our anti-drone spears! In our final season 7 update, we tackle the trailer, get hyped for the small possibility that Cleganebowl is back on the table, wonder why anyone would send a Greyjoy to deal with a banker (do they even know what deposit slips are?) and plan our celebratory drink menu if Jaime and Brienne bang (or kiss, or make hearteyes, or give each other meaningful looks - we’re desperate, people!). Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 7 Update #5

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 170

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. ACoK - Catelyn III.

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 152 - ACoK Catelyn III PODBEAN | ITUNES | STITCHER | PATREON | GOOGLE PLAY

Toss those preconceived notions in the fire, because Stannis is the Baratheon brother being all heavy metal thunder in his bitchin’ flame crown, while Renly is the one showing up in a squirrel belly cloak. Ew. At least it has some kind of peach holster. It’s the year of the fire rooster, but we’d like to state for the record that we still don’t have Winds. George, pls.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 152

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. House Doore - RPG Episode 9

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 145 RPG Episode 9 PODBEAN | ITUNES | STITCHER | PATREON | GOOGLE PLAY | YOUTUBE

House Doore does some shit… :)

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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 7 Update #2

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 135 - Game of Thrones Season 7 Update #2 PODBEAN | ITUNES | STITCHER | PATREON | GOOGLE PLAY

Spoilers and foilers galore! We try to separate the treasure from the trash. Do Jon & Dany get frequent flyer miles on Dragon Air? Is Cersei pulling a telenovela-inspired fast one on the unwitting Larry? Will Davos make a rowing-related dad joke? Is the orgasm wall really going to be a thing?

“Gods, what fookin’ fools these mortals be!”

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