i do this really cute thing where i shut down and hate everybody
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i do this really cute thing where i shut down and hate everybody

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Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to storm Area 51, right? Walked right into that Department of Defense ambush, same as us, and that Naruto runner over there.
trying to provoke an emotional reaction out of urself by watching sad movies when u’ve been numb and disconnected frm ur own body for days
“White moms playing minecraft”
Is this British culture?
Karen knows no nationality
The Elder Scrolls music really puts this over the top.

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so i’m riding the elevator up to my apartment when the emergency phone in the elevator starts ringing
and i just stand there for a second because this thing is like thirty years old and has never rung or even been used from what i know
but eventually i answer it thinking maybe something’s wrong with the elevator?? it’s an emergency phone it’s probably an emergency??? i dunno
except i shit you not it’s a telemarketer
a telemarketer that’s as confused as i am when i finally interrupt him mid-spiel to inform him he has the wrong number and then interrupt him again to explain further that “uh, no, seriously, this is an elevator phone. i’m standing in an elevator. talking to you. on the emergency phone. i really think you got the wrong number”
“oh,” says telemarketer guy.
“yeah,” i say.
there’s some mutually-confused silence.
“so, this is my stop,” i say. “i gotta go.”
“oh,” says telemarketer guy.
“good luck,” i add, because telemarketer guy seems like he’s having an existential crisis. and then i hang up on him, because he’s having an existential crisis and won’t actually end the call, and because again i’m talking on an elevator emergency phone and, you know, this is my stop, i gotta go.
so you just make an effort? and then it pays off?
no gif will do this justice
throwback to my ladies 500 years ago who knew how to fuckin party

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Younger me, watching every film starring Anne Hathaway:
Me now, watching every film starring Anne Hathaway:
When a drunk girl outside a club bathroom speaks… you listen. If she tells you that you’ll find love despite being hurt in the past? She’s right. If she tells you to stop being so self-aware? She’s right. They are the modern day Oracles at Delphi and must be taken at their every word
We forgot about it
i love percy jackson so much!! his first three quests aren’t even about like, saving the world or anything, it’s just him trying to save his mom, his best friend, and his other best friend respectively. he saves the world on the way by accident!! the kid is just this little gremlin with adhd and a sword who loves his mom and desperately doesn’t want to be here. incredible.

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Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain
someone who genuinely cares about and loves me: you know you can always talk to me right?
me, knowing full goddamn well I will never ever tell them all the shit going on with me: aw thanks ily I will