i do this really cute thing where i shut down and hate everybody

Is this British culture?

Karen knows no nationality

The Elder Scrolls music really puts this over the top.

so you just make an effort? and then it pays off?

When a drunk girl outside a club bathroom speaks… you listen. If she tells you that you’ll find love despite being hurt in the past? She’s right. If she tells you to stop being so self-aware? She’s right. They are the modern day Oracles at Delphi and must be taken at their every word

We forgot about it

i love percy jackson so much!! his first three quests aren’t even about like, saving the world or anything, it’s just him trying to save his mom, his best friend, and his other best friend respectively. he saves the world on the way by accident!! the kid is just this little gremlin with adhd and a sword who loves his mom and desperately doesn’t want to be here. incredible.

Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain