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Thank you SpongeBob I needed this

was the lengthy but still social media friendly column of words you're about to reblog written by the op? can you find them? is this the kind of thing they usually post? if not, is a source or author's name credited?

or is the text extracted from a screenshot of social media posts? did that op write it? can you find them? is this the kind of thing they usually post? if not, is a source or author's name credited?

or is the source implied but not actually given? is the text accompanied by an editorial-style image with a generic logo for some publication or organisation you've never heard of? can you find that publication or organisation? is this the kind of thing they usually post?