random thoughts and shit

Send me a “♫” and I will put my music on shuffle and give you a 5 song playlist

“how could you be so stupid” well you know what. its really not that hard

Goths, drag queens and circus clowns are the only ones who know how to use cosmetics as they should be used. If you're not gonna be as dramatic, fucked up and weird as you can with it what is even the point

personally i dont think theres much funnier than speeding up star trek tos gifs in particular

my dad is the funniest person in the world to make small talk with. we passed a taco bell and he was like “what’s your favorite thing to get there” and i said “the crunchwrap supreme” and he said “tell me about it” and i described it to him and he said “that sounds delicious. what’s your second favorite thing at taco bell”

The world of modern aesthetics owes so much to Jean Pettine yall dont even know

damn she knows how to choose her colors

i miss the late 2000s trend where artists would play their own romantic rivals in music videos