man door hook hand car door

theres apparently a strain of weed named white yoda?

certified iconic post

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

(to the tune of working on the railroad) iiive been working on the railrooad

It's not like I like you or anything! P-Pendejo!

mario is a father figure to many people and sonic the hedghehog is a cousin and donkey kong is an uncle and boo is a ghost and bill is a bullet and petey is a piranaa and metroid is sandmas and snake is solid and luigi wario and waluigi are different parts ofyour own personality

Til the room smells diverse, equal, and inclusive

i wonder how many they'll need

i hesitate even to speculate

my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks

these exercises are sooo monotonous like i keep walking down the same hallway over and over 🙄

who was that.

the fucking fetus in the sink won't accept my insurance