ClinicalAutism

update: this is actually really fun

Crimes

Faggotry

WORLD DOMINATION

Psychic powers but im a rat

I’m a hedgehog

supernova?? lmfao i go boom fuck yall booooom

Insulting everyone

Beimg a funny insect with a whipped cream spray

cheese company idk

i need to know if i am the coat or all 12 of the toads

silliness

being doomed by the narrative i guess

fucking. uhm. pokemon evolution or something

oh….Op joke charterer :T

creeturing

Burger king

I CONTROL THE STARS, THE OCEANS, AND ONE SPECIFIC SPECIES OF BIRD

Controlling and destroying (sun) light with my hands

i can control any and all rocks

shit wait that’s a good one, i control the speed at which the earth moves

…alcohol????

Can break people’s organs

Twisted love or incredible mischaracterization lmao

HEAVENLY COOL STAR POWERS HELL YEAH

Thievery

Murder. But ✨✨bug✨✨

Beans. No context, just beans.

can turn into a fox i guess? or i’m just a fox, lol :D

i have the power to hit people with clarinets

I can summon 36 fellow alterhumans at will

I have the power to kiss the greek mythology hero Achilles I guess? A pretty good power imo.

uhh my name is jane and i can doodle

Unlimited supply of glitter glue, I think

Being able to transition memories/thoughts from my brain to yours, but only positive ones.

I guess I’m a dragon now. Made of purple crystal. Cool

im clearly a villain, that destroys worlds i guess ????

Spear guy! Who’s also skeleton themed I guess

No one knows I suppose

Am I just,, light?? Or am I able to control it???

I rule a kingdom of cats it seems

having a good name

Lust….and gay power

Being literal satan

I forgot

THE MOON GEHEHEHE

even worse OCD

It’s only fitting that this gets reblogged today

This is the only eagle that deserves reblogging on the 4th

happy 4th everyone, a nice present after pride month.

Lake Titicaca is named in the Quechua language, one of many languages in Peru. Many of these birds live there.

what a lovely recommendation pull...