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me: *having an okay time*

brain: you're forgetting something

me: what?

brain: you should be Suffering

me: shit

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me @ my bad eyebrow: i'm sick of carrying your lazy ass... your sister works tirelessly to support this family and u think you can just keep cruising through life....get a real job....there is no 'I' in 'eyebrows'...except phonetically

softjungkooks

someone: i genuinely care about u and enjoy having u in my life

The Anxiety™:

don't you just hate it when you're real fuckin mad at someone but you can't do anything about it because you care about them too much to hurt them

#this ones for you fuckboy

hawlucha

irl: obama tells kids that bees are good after one (1) bee flies near crowd

fox news: BEEROCK OBEEMA UNLEASHES BEE NUKES AT SCREAMING CHILDREN, NUCLEAR BEE ATTACK ENSUES

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fuckyeahsmilingdogs

hadaes-deactivated20170202

this is the kind of space travel i want my taxes to fund

what I say: I’m fine…

what I mean: why did mike wazowski say ‘you’ve been jealous of my good looks since the fourth grade, pal’ to sulley in monsters inc, but they actually met in college at monsters university, which was many years after he claimed it in the first film?

fawnbabe-deactivated20190422

well mannered boys who are into kinky shit behind closed doors

respectful boys who spank you til you’re bruised

calm boys who only lose it when someone else touches you

standarddivyation

list of heterosexual boys who have not disappointed me:

Ben Wyatt

standarddivyation

i forgot about ice town

nishlo-deactivated20151015

it’s crazy that people who meant the world to me a year ago are nothing but a passing thought to me now and some of the people who mean the most to me now didn’t even know I existed a year ago

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workoutalltheunknowns

I THOUGHT HE HAD KILLED IT AND WAS JUST BRINGING IT TO ME

butifloveisagame

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

mielnoir6

Oh snap I would have died on sight

lucidnee

Nooo

threegoatsinatrenchcoat-deactiv

my cat did this once but with a baby rabbit

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holy shit

muse

deadgiriwalking

I laughed so hard I fell off my chair. (x)

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SAV E US !1!!1!1!!!!’

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gxldpvck

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