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Opinions are like buttholes everyone has one and i never want to see or hear one in public or in general

I mean you’re not wrong

That’s your opinion and I don’t want to hear it

How does one hear a butthole

Have you ever farted before

robber: *breaks into my house* me: can I help you find anyth- robber: just looking

People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

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My favorite thing about Achilles is that he’s the greatest living Greek at the time with more godlike power than anyone else who could kill 20 men at a time easily, and he’s also a tiny androgynous looking naïve mommas boy who only likes one person and throws fits when he’s upset at 28