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love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

i went on the scooby doo diet where I just eat giant subs and processed biscuits and I gotta say im not feeling to

Music is such a crazy art form thank you music

wow i wish someone would invent a way of texting your friends back that would be really helpful

i’m starting a new stereotype that people with loving fathers are actually annoying as hell

I know I already made a post to this effect but it's so baffling to me when someone defends the fact that headphone jacks are slowly but surely getting phased out by smartphone manufacturers with some variations of "wireless headphones are more convenient anyway" bc like. If we're talking about convenience what I like about wired headphones is that they conveniently have a single plug that makes the same damn pair of headphones universally compatible with every single audio-output-capable device I own, from my phone and my computer to my fucking gameboy and my casette player, it doesn't get any more convenient than that.

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

I dont like how "reclaim" has turned into "can use against others in the exact same way it always has been and equally offensively"

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

it’s genuinely so crazy you can’t post pdfs on tumblr. i know it’s been said but like that’s like not being able to post feet on only fans or something

my birthday is in july! :)

july being tomorrow for the love of god this cant be happening.

also I think halsey's accidental 9/11 joke is okay because it was funny.