strawberry sweetheart

rachel dolezal is GAGGING

What is it?

do u guys find this video creepy or cute bc i think thats a big personality indicator

@terfmeanslesbian

Their worst fear: lesbians defining lesbianism

Can you even define the word woman?

It takes 0 dollars to respect women :( 

I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.

CROWS TAKIN TURNS CAUSE TYERYRE SO POLITE

“This is it, Luigi.” Mario says while overlooking New York City above their penthouse suite. 

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

consider the coconut

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

I’ve heard people saying my name twice in my room, it’s either ghosts or hallucinations

Its me outside. U want some muffins

What kind?

Zucchini, but it taste like banana nut

Bananas can nut?

You know what ill keep my muffins

There are tears in my eyes. You are my god.

THANK YOU