clearance-is-clearance

my high school had an assignment to rewrite a Shakespeare passage in modern English and my friend picked to be or not to be and wrote the first line "idk if I should kms"

red fucking alert if you’re currently experiencing a beautiful spring day after a long and brutal winter DO NOT TRUST IT this is NOT spring it is FALSE SPRING we still have SEVERAL WEEKS OF COLD do NOT let your guard down

Anyone else noticing theres no websites anymore. You never go to website.com anymore its always some bullshit like "go to the smeeple app store and download the flubi app" i dont want toooo what ever happened to websites. I do not like it

this recent bout of ao3 outages is like a house episode. down and up and down and back up again. this is like the 3rd diagnosis, it's now or never, the volunteers are gonna figure out what it is in an epiphany like half an hour before the website explodes

i cannot emphasize how much it sucks that people in movies don’t look real anymore. like conventionally attractive people have always been cast more as leads but up until like a decade ago they had visible age lines and textured skin and double chins and imperfect teeth. like whenever i’m feeling insecure i just have to watch a regular movie from the 70s and remind myself that im actually not unhygienic and disgusting for having teeth that are a little yellow and visible pores

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

goose

thanks for the memories even if they werent so great like some say

thanks for the memories even if they werent so great like some say

Not me, but @bitchesgetriches has a lot of great resources for many of these topics on their website.

we need to put every animal in a big pot and boil them

I hope this joke outlives the context that made it, leaving future generations baffled.