professional idiot

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

oh i'm going to misusle and straight up fuckle this knowledge so badly

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

You can lie when you name things

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

does jafar love me

hell no bitch

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has anyone else noticed that it feels really good to accelerate in a vehicle and really bad, painful even, to hit the brakes

even simply releasing the accelerator is a deeply uncomfortable sensation and should be avoided at all costs

40 is the most natural, most human speed at which to drive through residential areas