inga gudar, inga mästare

Imagine getting dunked on by the dad who they clone all the other dads from.

once in the fifth grade this kid called me a homo and i thought it meant homeless and i was so confused i said ‘jeremy you’ve been to my house’ 

Gentrification

Whateva Wigga

Lmfao yo I’m dead

Here y’all go snatching up pieces of our culture, YET AGAIN.

Your head look like a Homer Simpson sofa butt imprint

omfg

slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™

this is a carwash for people

I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room

You fucker

I can’t see him but I just feel his energy

I can feel the aura and I know exactly who it is you ass

This is 1000x more terrifying than any dream I will ever encounter.

I wish “repeatedly baffled Christendom by continuing to live” existed in a different context than the horrifying result of inbreeding Spanish royalty for centuries, because, honestly, same

jack black starting a youtube channel for the soul purpose of one upping pewdiepie and having megalovania in his first video isnt how i expected 2018 to end i gotta say

Wait what

There’s nothing wrong with Pewdiepie, my dudes.

*cough-cough* anti-semitism jokes *cough-cough*

‘joke’ my friend

Pewdiepie is my favourite youtuber now. He’s the only person I look forward to watching every single goddamn day. Dude’s hilarious, and more interesting than all his competition.

felix is growing on me. i still don't watch his videos but i kinda like him now

Tiggers gotta bounce if he wants to taste that honey

Please receive Christ

YOU NEED TO MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS THAT THIS IS ABOUT THE SIMS