from the ass of my heart

Every few months I think to myself "what exactly is Wario and waluigi's relationship. They're not brothers so what are they" and I check the wiki and it doesn't say their connection

I hope Nintendo says they're husbands and they don't elaborate

I could look for it but apparently they met in a gay app thing when Wario was looking for a partner for Mario Tennis

I like the idea that they are gay but they're not dating each other. Nintendo should do this if they want to be funny

I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING

all of my writing is actually just thinly-veiled fantasy about being seen at your worst and still being loved

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

I really do wish meeting new people when you're autistic didn't result in the person viewing you as secretly evil for at least a month before realizing you just act slightly different than others without ulterior motive. I get that people meet a lot of assholes in life but omg. I didn't do anything