What am I doing here?

warrior nun cancelled. first kill cancelled. paper girls cancelled. one day at a time cancelled. the owl house cancelled. im not okay with this cancelled. legacies cancelled. everything sucks cancelled. the babysitters club cancelled. dare me cancelled. i know what you did last summer cancelled. teenage bounty hunters cancelled. the wilds cancelled.

Meanwhile, on Twitter:

At the library where I work, I once told a patron a book was due on the "thirty-oneth".

Flashback to that time I saw someone outside a coffee shop holding a cup, somehow mistaking it for a collection cup, confidently walking up and dropping a pound in and then realising, to my horror, that no, it was not a collection cup, it was just a normal cup. Of coffee.

All right kids it's time for "two opinions I don't think are contradictory" time