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they make me CRAZYYYYYY

#probs one of my fav edits ive made so far....#twd #twdc #twd comic #twd comics #carl grimes #sophia peletier #carl grimes x sophia peletier #sophia peletier x carl grimes #twd edit #♡ — ; cj's edits #carphia #carphia edit

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they make me violently ill i start shaking uncontrollably wheneva i see them

#ouughhhhh carphia...#was getting sick of not seeing any carphia edits so i took matters into my own hands #carphia #carl grimes x sophia peletier #sophia peletier x carl grimes #carl x sophia #sophia x carl #sophia peletier #carl grimes #twdc #twd #twd comic #twd comics #twd edit #carphia edit #♡ — ; cj's edits

the only good things to come out of the twd TV show are michandrea, richonne & beth, enid, and judith

#michandrea #richonne #beth greene #judith grimes #enid rhee #enid twd #twd enid #twd #twd tv #twdc #twd comics

everyday is the same. i wake up, check the carphia tag to see if there's new fan content, i realise there isnt, i cry, i go back to sleep. the cycle repeats

#PLEASE GOD if u can hear me MAKE CARPHIA A POPULAR SHIP 💔#carphia #sophia peletier x carl grimes #sophia x carl #carl x sophia #carl grimes x sophia peletier #twd #twdc #twd comics #the walking dead #the walking dead comics #walking dead comics #sophia peletier #carl grimes

Spinner: Sleeping is nice because you're not actually dead and you're not awake, so it's a win-win situation.

Dabi: It's like being dead without the commitment.

Himiko: An open relationship with death?

Shigaraki: Death with benefits.

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Keigo, glaring at Touya's coffin: We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY... Couldn't stay alive.

Shigaraki: So, does everybody understand?

Spinner: Yep!

Izuku: I don’t think we’re on the same page.

Dabi: I don’t think we’re in the same book.

Mr Compress: I’m personally on a kindle.

Shigaraki: … I’ll take that as a yes.

Twice: Was I supposed to read something????

Himiko: I’d rather watch the movie, thank you.

Hitoshi: Do you want to play 20 Questions?

Denki: Sure!

Denki: Whats your favorite color?

Hitoshi, laser focused: Triangle. Do you like men?

#bnha #mha #incorrect quotes mha #incorrect quotes #kamishin #shinkami #denkitoshi #zappycat #hypozap #shinso hitoshi #hitoshi shinso #hitoshi shinsou #shinsou hitoshi #denki kaminari #kaminari denki #probably ooc #{{ Zeepo Incorrect Quotes }}

Keigo: I feel like I can be myself around you.

Dabi: You’re weird and quiet around me.

Keigo: Yes.

Shouto: What's the coolest mathematical fact you know of?

Tenya: x% of y = y% of x y(x/100)=x(y/100) So, in order to calculate a percentage in your head you might want to turn it around. What's 2% of 50? It's 50% of 2.

Shouto: I'm going to masturbate to this

#bnha #mha #incorrect quotes mha #incorrect quotes #shouto todoroki #todoroki shouto #todoroki shoto #shoto todoroki #tenya iida #iida tenya #todoiida #coolingengine #halfgear #tdii #iitd #probably ooc #{{ Zeepo Incorrect Quotes }}

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Hawks to Dabi: Gay sex will not fix this situation. Honestly, it'd probably make it worse. That being said I think we should give it a shot anyway

Ochaco: Once I figure out how do undoom her from the narrative the wedding is BACK ON

#this is meant to be tgch but if you wanna reblog with other ships in the tags do as you please #bnha #mha #incorrect quotes mha #incorrect quotes #uraraka ochaco #ochaco uraraka #uraraka ochako #ochako uraraka #togachaco #togachako #himichaco #himichako #bloodbubble #spaceblood #probably ooc #{{ Zeepo Incorrect Quotes }}

Izuku: We're just friends...

Ochaco: Are you joking

Ochaco: He looks at you like you're his entire world

#this is meant to be bkdk but if you wanna reblog with other ships in the tags do as you please #bnha #mha #incorrect quotes mha #incorrect quotes #uraraka ochaco #ochaco uraraka #uraraka ochako #ochako uraraka #midoriya izuku #izuku midoriya #bkdk #bakudeku #katsuizu #katsudeku #dynadeku #probably ooc #{{ Zeepo Incorrect Quotes }}

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Natsuo, laying in bed: Get out of my room.

Touya, standing just outside of the door frame: I’m not in your room.

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even better if he’s standing like this just to freak natsuo out

#i luv how your mind works #i love low quality dabi frames LMDAO #hes so stupid looking its awesome

Izuku: This is such a bad idea.

Katsuki: Then why are you coming along?

Izuku: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

#this is a repost #bnha #mha #incorrect quotes mha #incorrect quotes #midoriya izuku #izuku midoriya #bakugo katsuki #katsuki bakugo #bakugou katsuki #katsuki bakugou #bkdk #bakudeku #katsuizu #katsudeku #dynadeku #probably ooc #{{ Zeepo Incorrect Quotes }}

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Izuku: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.

Shigaraki: No, go ahead. I want to hear it.

Izuku: It sucks.

Shigaraki: That's not constructive criticism.

#villain deku au my beloved #NOT A SHIP #bnha #mha #incorrect quotes mha #incorrect quotes #midoriya izuku #izuku midoriya #tomura shigaraki #shigaraki tomura #shimura tenko #tenko shimura #probably ooc #{{ Zeepo Incorrect Quotes }}

Himiko: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?

Ochaco: … You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

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