Shadowhunters

Magnus: Are you saying you like me, or not?

Clary: Would you say that you are a typical example of your sex?

You're important to me, you piece of shit.

Jace: I really thought I hit rock bottom

Simon: Hey Jace, are you a morning person or a night person?

Magnus: I don't really have the time, I'm so busy.

Alec: Do you know what time it is!?

I just wanna be friends. Plus a little extra. Also, I love you.

Magnus: I have direction!

Sorry I'm late. Everybody was just stopping me telling me how good I look.

Jace: not today, satan

Jace: Are you scared?

I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?

Max: Um, is there alcohol in this?

You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock

Camille: You know what I think? I think that the right woman could reform you.

He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.