first love/late spring

sorry im busy this weekend, yeah, yeah i know, but i'm recreating saint sebastian tended to by saint irene with a couple of friends after a few drinks. you know how it is, can't miss it, i've put too much time in these past few months in really nailing down my wounded euphoric in ecstasy aura and not to toot my own horn but i think i've developed a real flair for it

At a time when Netflix is getting roundly criticized for forcing its shows to treat the audience like we have all of two brain cells to rub together, The Vampire Lestat is out here volleying everything from 70s gay references to 1700s Dutch Republic references at the speed of light while saying, "You don't get it? Well, that's a fucking you problem."