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oh, this old thing? *pulls out my grandma from my pocket*

where do I see myself in five years? hopefully replying to multi-paragraph work emails with: cool! thanks.-Sent From My iPhone

god this is so cute sknzkkomskzlsksmksks

^ I still think this is so fucking cute

if you dont reblog this youre straight

Not on my fucking watch buddy

This man was beyond real

“Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.” - Steve Irwin (r.i.p.)

okay but that snake bit him right in the neck and he didnt even flinch

thats how you know he’s australian….

Funny joke aside, he also knew that the snake he was handling was not venomous, it was only biting him to show it was not happy with the situation it was put in. If it was venomous, he wouldnt have had it that close to himself

@saint453

How you make a 30 second masterpiece about grilled cheese.

Bitch I’m wet

Why steal porn when you can just watch this?

is that leland palmer