breathing is fun

your honor the only thing i'm guilty of is having the most clashing set of colors as my blog theme

what do you mean the sentence is death

the TSA's dick detector is the epitome of security theater. how many times have you ACTUALLY caught a woman trying to smuggle a small bomb in her panties

i mean average sized bomb

fuck

“Be Gay do Crime” and the crime is being really fucking annoying

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

Official ominous sign

I love how this addition would be absolutely incomprehensible almost anywhere else but we know exactly what it means

What about Homestuck.

Homestucks aren’t sorry.

Children born when this post was made will be in the sixth grade this year

Children born when this post was made are now allowed to create a tumblr account.

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

#the suspiciously wealthy furry is a well known archetype#it just makes sense