totally

i get high & start actn like joe biden

From Hondo and Fabian, illustrated by Peter McCarty, first published 2002

without fail when a band only has one woman in it she is fine asfuck and also the best at the instrument in the world and the rest of the band is chopped

it would be a hundred times easier 😊 if we were young again 😊 but as it is 😊 and it is 😊 we're just two slow dancers 😊 last ones out 😊 two slow dancers 😊 last ones out 😊 and the ground has been slowly pulling us down 😊 u can see it on both our skin 😊 we get a few years.... and then it wants us back....

Don’t like people pointing out that it no longer makes sense in modern society to pretend a banana is a telephone

my bioengineering team is working on a rectangular-slab-shaped banana variant to address this very issue

& honestly there's no debate to be had the zendaya earrings are orders of magnitude worse than kim kardashian wearing that marilyn dress. yes that piece was a one of a kind unique textile made so specifically for marilyn monroe she had to be sewn into it. at the end of the day it was a ~70 year old usamerican cultural artefact being repurposed by an american for an american cultural event and everyone involved knows exactly where the dress came from + what happened to it + where it went afterwards. zendaya is wearing the looted (or forged) cultural heritage of a people her government is currently bombing & whose lives they have been deliberately making unliveable for decades to a movie premiere that has fuck all to do with iran. we don't know where those discs came from where they were found or by whom & we never will. AND the jeweller appears to have altered them substantially from their original condition. destroying a people's cultural heritage at the same time you destroy their country + their lives so you can look good on a red carpet One Time i want to fucking hurl