oh no

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

toads are obligate carnivores, this is the face of an animal that has evolved to survive by consuming other living things. i love nature.

this concept of white women like ariana grande, miley cyrus, katy perry, etc appropriating black culture as a form of asserting their independent womanhood is very telling and this conversation isnt new. why is it that a white woman rebelling is only effectively exhibited through the appropriation of black culture? bc blackness is the complete opposite of what is socially acceptable. This comes as white women acting black, and even white people dating black people to piss off their parents or whatever (not referencing the aforementioned celebrities just a general statement). Yall wanna be black to start conversation and get attention and when its over…when the people are done talking, when us angry black women are done creating conversations that only make people view and stream your songs…its back to white.

@proneflea

Holy shit forbidden fashionable bog man

The long thing hanging off his hood is a liripipe and while also fashionable (and still, for some godawful reason, found on academic hoods), and it could be used to snug the hood more closely to the throat.

@waldenweave

nothing makes me more livid than society continuing to treat 13 year old girls like grown women but still babying men in their 30’s

u know that thing where an animals grow in a far off place and some idiot introduces him to a new habitat and it turns out its characteristics that help them in their own sometimes are too helpful in the new one and they become like an invasive species yeah thats the word i was missing anyway back to my point i think i saw a human version of that just now i was driving in tonights snow storm and i saw a man wearing a big ass cowboy hat to keep the snow off him and a bandit red bandana to keep it off his face and a big ass pancho to keep him warm and nice ass cowboy boots to keep his calves dry and he was prancing along while everyone on the road looked miserable and frozen solid and idk i guess the point im trying to make here is i feel like cowboys would have taken over russia if given the chance or something

“In a game with no consequences, why are you still playing the ‘Good’ side?”

Because being mean makes me feel bad.

Because my no-consequences power fantasy is being able to help everyone.