marginalia

The loss of innocence

let’s stop seeing sex as the biggest thing you can do to show someone you love them

everyone knows that the real way to show someone you love them is to find them a really cool rock. not a diamond. just a neat rock that you think they will enjoy

Not a rock THE  ARKENSTONE 

Why just one rock Why not three Why not the silmarils

#i’m pretty sure there’s an entire book on the topic ‘why not silmarils’  (x)

And one on why not the arkenstone

do not get them a ring

Can’t not reblog this again

remember that sasuke figurine that could hold up like literally fucking anythign

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

I had to reblog this, I’m sorry

This is back and I will never not reblog

I wish this was canon

👏👏👏.

i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight

And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”

I will reblog this on my deathbed.

Please let him science 🐧

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

We interviewed her, obviously.

take a note fellas, chicks dont want dick pics. we want gundams

Girls don’t like boys, girls like giant robooooots~

@cirenel @kuromiko68 This is 100% accurate. I just want gundams

Can satan come teach a class at my school

I now want a comic or cartoon series about demon teachers and their human students. Not sure if it should be college or high school.

awweee, that long legged owl is so cuteeee!

#mswl

I constantly forget about the whole ‘termite infestation’ problem we’re finally getting fixed until I walk into the bathroom and am confronted with The Void

just so you all know I showed my friend The Void and she found it appropriately interesting and creepy

is no one going to mention the abundance of clocks on the fireplace

buddy you should have seen how many clocks there were before one of the walls was ripped down

This reads like a frustrated chaos demigod posted it.

i have semi frequent audio and visual hallucinations but lately all they’ve done is replace the stuff i have hanging on my wall with weird memes of the simpsons

I’ve come to inform you all the Ancient Greeks spelled Thoth, the Egyptian deity, as Θώθ

hey, thanks! now die

I’ve come to inform you all the Ancient Greeks spelled Thoth, the Egyptian deity, as Θώθ

hey, thanks! now die

I’ve been looking for this post for ages

listen, I’ve read enough fanfic to know that they’re not getting divorced, but it’ll take about 35k of pining to figure that out.