Lifes To Fucking Short For Shame

rip izzy hands you would've loved manchild by sabrina carpenter

i know matt treats operation avalanche like his ugly illegitimate child but I really love the scene where he's full on about to listen in on owen having phone sex with his pregnant wife using the surveillance equipment. i love thinking about how the call ends prematurely as a metaphor for matt's stunted access to sexuality as a whole and his fixation on owen as the only avenue he can explore it. matt willingly castrates himself in almost every role he has, it's absolutely fascinating

unfortunately i do believe that every time i delay watching a film it’s because it’s going to find me at the perfect time

Yesterday my little brother told me something very sweet and touching, that when he was a kid and had nightmares about monsters chasing him or whatever he would be able to end the nightmare by finding me in the dream and I would protect him by fighting off the zombies, or carrying him away. This is adorable, and makes me feel like the greatest older sibling in the world, but the hilarious thing is that when I was a kid I had nightmares of needing to save him from zombies and such. so many dreams where he was in trouble and I needed to save him. Like my nightmares began where his ended. Low key I think he mastered the ability to psychically transfer his nightmare to me as a child and I'm kind of annoyed with him.