here's your love song

in the back of the club arms folded cause i don’t agree with the music selection

once i read everything on earth then i think ill be prepared to write

“not all men” you’re right, chidi anagonye, a former professor of ethics and moral philosophy, would never do this

#he would also never do anything (by @horusporus) al;skdjflkasdsj omggg

You will get over it because you fucking have to

Keeping an alive tumblr in 2026 is proof of one's sincerity and authenticity - a type of person who enjoys posting for the sake of it with absolutely nothing to be gained....just the enjoyment of curation and self expression untainted by opportunity and relevance

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

its been like a decade and i still don't understand the urge to put your lights on a wifi network

I know people were sayign this from the very beginning but like, what actual convenience does that provide for you that a light switch doesnt' have already? You have to set up bullshit on your wifi (which is always a nightmare, even before you get to the security vulnerabilities) and in turn you get...a point of attack for your home network that literally anyone with third-grade javascript knowledge can exploit.

Everything else that's got like, schedules and stuff, could be solved by simply putting a basic scheduling function that my parent's programmable thermostat had back in 1997, no wi-fi or networking required.

4) a Clap On Clap Off

i could add a few more stages to grief if they let me

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

I like mine very fine, intelligent, and out of everyone else’s reach.